Double Flee A

I predict that there will be an ad campaign soon that focuses on anti-style. Instead of dressing celebrities in, say, twenty-dollar jeans from old navy, there will be someone -- ironically, of course -- extolling the qualitative virtues of the product. Hitting it with a whip to show its toughness, in case of jeans. "And see this double-stitching? It's TOUGH!! Arrgh!!" That kind of thing. It's really inevitable. You heard it here first.

When I worked at a funeral home, I had NO MONEY and got an old girlfriend flowers from a pall. She sort of knew. It was awkward, but I'd do the same thing again anyway, because girls need flowers more than dead people do.

posted by dale @ 11:41 PM