Double Flee A

Magic!
Clanta Saus is coming to town, better hope he doesn't stop at YOUR house -- with his signature cocktail of disappointment and frustration, sure to dampen even the most enthusiastic of holiday spirits!
Somewhere west of Evil, there is Clanta, with a bag over his shoulder, and a tale of woe in his heart. He's almost not a vagrant, he's vaguely over-sexual, and he's got an invitation to despair -- with YOUR name on it!
Let Clanta maim your sense of self-worth with cloying, overpriced daquiris, let Clanta in your home! Let Clanta be there when you fall apart!! Let him remake you in his image, a shadow, a stale basement, a sullen half-life!! He's got you in mind, all the time!

Santa is a bummer. Face it.

posted by dale @ 6:13 PM