Double Flee A

A friend of mine who desires to remain unidentified has a problem, and this is an open call for recommended solutions. He allegedly experiences excruciating, throbbing headaches immediately on completion of sexual congress. He says it feels like Satan is inside his head and is throwing the most screechingly evil death metal party, or as a sick joke is cranking christian hair metal. He says it feels like his head is about to explode and he almost wishes it would, just to put an end to the awful, cruel torture. He can't stand up in this condition and must lie down and hold his head in his hands, asking why lord, why have you done this to me? Is it some punishment for enjoying himself, when he should be glorifying the name of his creator and spreading the good word to all corners of the globe? At this point, his girlfriend is concerned and brings him aspirin and doesn't know what the hell to do about it, either. So for this friend of mine, please email me anything you can come up with at grackle1010 at yahoo.com. He'll appreciate the chance to resume life as he knew it, back when it was fun to get it on like the easter bunny. I love the juxtaposition of children with the bunny on a christian holiday, considering the bunny's original representative purpose as a fertility symbol, and the christian right's attitudes about sex. Just imagine if everyone knew and were able to internalize the truth about reproduction and how central it is to our existence. Life would be something to celebrate, not ancient, bloody religions.

Rhetoric toolbox. Good for us!

Dialect, anyone?

It may be homosexual necrophilia but it's safe for work!

If you had time for that, you'll have time for this. Exile.

posted by dale @ 9:18 PM