Double Flee A

There have been many who have tried and failed to exactly duplicate the qualities of ham using turkey and other meats and substances. Nothing is exactly like ham, no matter how hard you try. Therefore, everything is either better or worse than ham. For example, beer is better than ham. Getting your hand slammed in a door is worse than ham. Analyzing the differences in the relative quality of different things to ham helps me stay objective, which, of course, is better than ham.

posted by dale @ 6:54 PM