Double Flee A

I made this up a long time ago while I was hanging out with some really boring people to entertain myself: "If you're a hermaphrodite which jail do you go to? Can't go to the men's, can't go to the women's, really, you'd have to go to one made just for hermaphrodites. But then they couldn't all be kept together either, so you'd wind up with a prison for each individual hermaphrodite, and I want one in my backyard. I'd get a big fat government contract and it would be really cool." And sure enough, here's a news story about a hermaphrodite suing a prison. Listen: there's only one way around incarcerating the intersexed, and you might as well give me the keys and a gazillion bucks.

---Dale knows better

posted by dale @ 4:56 PM