Double Flee A

Jessica Lynch gives military a hillbilly-dressing-down: "It's wrong." Another story with different words.
Gosh, thanks, Jessica, thanks for clearing that up.
But wait, I thought there was no reason to justify a war, since the reasons we were there already obviously speak for themselves.
You mean the military is using you to sell us the war?
Oh, I get it, you're being sarcastic.
Of course we had to go to war so we could beat the terrorists or something or other.
And you're just being funny.
No harm done, anyway, since that restrained line of potential questioning will promptly disappear forever, and all that will remain is that quintessential modern feeling, the feeling we've forgotten something, and can't for the life of us remember what it is.

posted by dale @ 8:33 PM