Double Flee A

I think I saw a girl get kidnapped tonight, and so did some other people. I called the cops, they drove by twice with their flashers on, and that was it. I'll never see that in the paper, and none of my conspiracy theories adequately explain why that is. Right in front of my house, too. The lovely Joyce is not walking unaccompaniued to her car after dark any more. And it's 6 degrees, not of Kevin Bacon. Fahrenheit. If crime is much worse when it's hot out than cold, come summer we're pretty much fucked.

posted by dale @ 11:20 PM