Double Flee A

the local weather

-7°F
Partly Cloudy Feels Like
-30°F

God DAMN it's cold. The above statistic is from our friends at the weather channel. If you ask me it's colder. The colloquial expression "colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra" fails to capture the un-ness of heat appropriately. (Also, a friend who dated a girl who thought she was a witch for a short while let me know that witches' titties aren't all that cold anyway. Heh.)

posted by dale @ 5:13 PM