Double Flee A

Don't do this:

When women are talking about how one of them is pregnant, just don't say anything. Unless you're a woman. If you're a man, something stupid will come out. Don't say "Yeah, so I see you're pregnant there" or "Got a bun in the ol' oven" or "All right, hey, you're pregnant, aren't you, so did you go with the artificial insemination or the traditional?"
It's a fair question, sure. Relevant. Yet somehow so wrong.
Talking about pregnancy could be construed in the coming totalitarian workplace to be a form of sexual harrassment, because what's more sexual than pregnancy?
I put up wth the pregancy chat at work, only to come home and not be able to get topless cheerleaders on network television. Unfair...

posted by dale @ 6:06 PM