Double Flee A

New Scientist - Men inflict greater pain than women. My ex-girlfriend could have told you that, because she can't stop wanting to ruin my life, so she told some key people that I'm an alcoholic abuser. Nice. The only time I ever had physical antagonism with her was when I restrained her because she was trying to kill me. Courtesy prohibits me from posting the pictures I took of her that night. Let's just say they're very, very bad. I wasn't so drunk that I didn't think of her as an interesting photographic study: the reptile within.
Of aaaall the women who need their asses kicked by someone who can really kick some ass, K's at the top of the list, and the fact I never indulged in some hardcore ass-whippin' is a testament to my virtue. There should be a special award for people like me, who don't smack the fucking hell out of people like her.

posted by dale @ 1:50 PM