Double Flee A

so drunk

I tried to get change out of the machine, only it was a coffeemaker.

Tonight I hit stand-up frank's, a bar famous for its policy of giving a free drink to anyone who turns over their alcoholics anonymous sobriety coin, where I had quite possibly the world's strongest gin tonic, psycho suzy's tiki bar (unexceptional), Stasiu's, which had the best urinals EVER, and the northeast minneapolis yacht club.

posted by dale @ 3:11 AM