Double Flee A

Some time during your life, someone will ask if they can help you, and by their inflection you will know they intend to do nothing of the sort. I recommend you do what I did. Look them in the eye, gather all your strength into the biggest smile of all time, and ask, "Well what did you have in mind?" Talk about taking the wind out of sails. The woman that did that to me was pretty embarrassed after that.

posted by dale @ 11:48 AM