Double Flee A

There's two kinds of people:
The people who say there's two kinds of people, and
People who don't.

Don't be one of the first kind. It's bad policy, like list radio. Anybody can read off a list of "my favorite bathtime gurgles" and do a call-in show about it, and anybody can use the weary there's two kinds of people expression.


And anOther thing: comedians. If they're not being really sarcastic, they're trying to get you to be their buddy and see things their way. And laugh with them. Gross. I've endured enough endearing comedy to last me three methuselahs and a twinkie.

posted by dale @ 11:07 PM