Double Flee A

Tony Robbins sucks. His tapes are crazy. Any organization that wants you to "Listen to the tapes! The tapes! Yes, but did you listen to them? The TAPES take all that confusion away! Bwahahaha! TAPES!" is selling you to yourself. See Amway and every other marketing pyramid for some tapes to listen to. Tony Robbins is crazy. Tony Robbins is a hyper-pituitary personality cult for dorky white people. If you think Tony Robbins can help save you from yourself, you need more help than Tony Robbins can give you. Tony Robbins scares me. Tony Robbins is the devil. Tony Robbins wants you to look in the mirror and say I love you. That sucks and Tony Robbins sucks. Tony Robbins makes his career on being positive, motivating, and pumping people up to achieve and succeed. Pump yourself up, people, don't give this pop-psych guru a nickel so he can tell you how great success is. The joke's on you if you do. The funniest thing I saw last week was a fake advertisement bearing a mock service's motto: People selling people to people! Tony Robbins isn't even kidding and still hapless dimwits line up to throw money at the king of enthusiasm, whose motto could well be: Me selling people to themselves!

posted by dale @ 6:49 PM