Tuesday

A bad last thought before you died would be "I should have been more specific."

I'm sure that's happened to someone, and even though they died as a result of the subsequent event, it had to be a little funny.

Bad things to see, on the grounds they'd be likely to be the last, and the likelihood of it being the last thing you'll ever see is proportional to its scariness, and of course with the condition that scariness is bad:

Kathy Bates in a nurse's outfit.
An apartment building directly overhead.
A ravening pack of wild dogs.
Clowns. [I guess anything so singly purposed as a clown is unsettling, including Disneytropolis, where it's just good after good after good. The brain shivers at this concept, that something is just good and wholesome and right and there are no side effects and nothing ever goes wrong.]
Bloods on the left, Crips on the right.

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