Double Flee A

Greeting card ideas. The first line is on the front, the second line inside:

it's the beer that's smiling
i miss you

your phaser of love is set for stun
star trek's just weird, huh?

you're like a laser beam in the toilet of love
shining on my turd-heart

your love is like a flower
it smells like flowers too, kind of

i want to be your kidney
and purify your love-blood

if there was something i could say right now
i'd have written you a card myself

cards are nice
so here's a card

in case of love open card
ok, that was a trap.

a man chases a woman till she catches him
sad but true

love is like turtles
in a way, probably

they don't make cards out of love
but if they did i'd buy you one

posted by dale @ 9:17 PM