Double Flee A

My unending quest to be entertained brought me before the new movie "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind", and beware, the following may spoil it for you.

I knew you'd read this anyway. Deep down you already felt this movie was gonna be twaddle, and right you were. It was an uncaptivating depiction of a shallow, immature romance gone wrong twice over, and left me with the impression that Charlie Kaufman was in a bind and runnin' behind so he was willin' to make a deal. A writer as talented hasn't produced something this awful since Garth Brooks decided he'd dress up as Chris Gaines. Face it. No fences was a great album.
If you can't come up with something better than a clingy, crushy romance montage, just get out. And stay out. To carry the story through totally predictable memories inside the head of the main character, it was apparently agreed that a whimpering gamma male should crush on an unlovable, insecure Kate Winslet.

The crowd sighs with relief as we interrupt this boring crap to bring you the latest.


You're not even going to believe this.

Even if it takes your puny bitrate three hours, watch the streaming uncapturable video here.

Dowloadable here. That's what I did. It's easier and you're going to want to show this to everyone you know, so you want it right where you can use it.

Fox had a pilot for a new show that was about flying a plane into the world trade center in order that the military industrial complex could continue to dominate the economy. This is that pilot. One of the actors pretty much sums up the whole deal in a short monologue, my favorite part of which is about smart-bombing dictators. Thanks, Ron Bumsfeld, for the link.

posted by dale @ 9:11 PM