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"The Presidential Prayer Team is currently urging us to: "Pray for
the President as he seeks wisdom on how to legally codify the
definition of marriage. Pray that it will be according to Biblical
principles. With any forces insisting on variant definitions of
marriage, pray that God's Word and His standards will be honored by
our government." This is true.

Any good religious person believes prayer should be balanced by
action. So here, in support of the Prayer Team's admirable goals,
is a proposed Constitutional Amendment codifying marriage entirely
on biblical principles:

Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between
one man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5)

A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a
virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut
22:13-21)"

the whole thing, very funny. Funny because the world is insane.

work for the homeland security department! creepy. read it. "The Entertainment Liaison Office supports the Office of Public Affairs by influencing how the Department of Homeland Security is portrayed in mass entertainment media. It helps to ensure accurate portrayal of the department’s mission, policies, and activities, while proactively working to help the American public better identify DHS functions."
Accurate is entirely subjective. "Proactively working to help the American public identify"? How you gonna do that? I doubt they're going to sit people in front of screens clockwork orange style and make them watch their Americamericamerica propaganda, so what's proactive about the information? Are people so stupid they'll believe whatever you put on tv? I think so, based on the new American tradition of American Idol; the public thinks those contestants have talent. It's the creepiest show I've ever seen and yet I'm the one who gets funny looks when I criticize it. The flock is always wrong. Without fail. One hundred per cent of the time. So I think all that "proactive" requires is putting information directly into the brains of the automaton vote-sheep, which can be easily accomplished in at most an hour a day. The inactivity of the viewers makes the message proactive by comparison. I tell people I don't watch TV and they look at me like I'm Ted Kaczynski. I hate them all.

posted by dale @ 2:35 PM