Double Flee A

Truer words were never spoken. A monologue from a recent IM session:

John says:
fucking job applications

i have a million of these goddamn things

they all ask shit like 'what are your hopes and dreams? did you like yourself when you were 11 or 12?"

"will you beat the shit out of kids for talking smack?"

"wouldn't it be cool of there was this bear and it was all "RAARGH" and you were all "fuck you" and you totally kicked its ass?"

applications suck.

posted by dale @ 9:16 PM