Double Flee A

What should you use to write down that you just took a dump?
-a number 2 pencil.

What do you call it when a lumberjack farts?
- He cut the trees.

What do you call a piece of crap that is horizontal, up against an erect penis that is vertical?
- Poop-and-dick-cular

What do you call it when you go out with a woman and you force her to eat pancakes? - Date crepe.

Why can't a soldier look whistfully at the ocean? - Because there's no Gaze in the military.

What do you call it when a long fish didn't quite make it?
- he eelmost made it.

Thanks, Louis CK.

posted by dale @ 10:24 PM