Double Flee A

My car is missing. The guys from the car place were supposed to park it on the street but when I went to pick it up, it wasn't there. Great. If anybody stole it they didn't get too far, though, because the brakes were totally gone. Why were the brakes gone AFTER it was in the shop, you ask? They wanted thirteen hundred bucks to fix the brakes. Nuh-uh. I kind of think it would be a fitting end to the car to kill some car thieves. They just tear out of there like yee-haw, and then bam, emeril style, fate kicks it up a notch.

posted by dale @ 1:28 AM