Double Flee A

From the "now it can be told" department:

I have a roommate. At about 2 AM Friday morning, while he and his girlfriend were snoozing peacefully, Makeanassofyourselficus (the god of sleepwalking) commanded me to go to his bedroom and attempt to purchase a cigarette. Neither of us smokes. Of course, I remember none of this. I reportedly tugged at the covers and everything. It was awkward hearing about it secondhand. That nicotine is some addictive stuff.

posted by dale @ 2:49 PM