Double Flee A

I mentioned a while back something you might hear a guy in a small town say: "But can he outrun a bullet?"

I've heard it myself, and one of my favorite things about living in the city is that you don't have to hear every jackass say dumb crap like that. This is the equivalent of that idiotic non sequitur:


Solely intended to make people feel good. They need to feel good, too, because the world wasn't created by a magical man from outer space.

I thought of something girls from small towns say, too: "I'm not that bored and you're not that lucky!" That one's cute in a sad way.

posted by dale @ 7:21 PM