Double Flee A

About Lord of the rings:
Those are books I've never read. Fantasy novels always give me the creeps. I just don't want to read about things that don't exist that I have to learn all new words for.

'But fantasy books are really cool!' Of course it's going to be amazing if you get to make up a whole new language to describe it. Duh. I could make up a word and tell you the feeling to have when I say it, and then that would also be the coolest. Wait, is that what "god" is for?

Anyway, I'm aware there is a successful book called "the dragons of pern". I will not ever read that thing. Dragons? Pern? Is that my puke gland acting up? Maybe it's a great book. Maybe gay sex is great. But I don't give a shit, because I'm not trying either one.

posted by dale @ 9:34 AM