Double Flee A

Let's face it, my air conditioner is too weak to save me from this heat. The only thing to do is get a fan and a spray bottle, which I have. As long as the temperature outside doesn't go above ninety-five or so, this will be effective. When it gets hotter, there is only one thing that can be done, which is to open the fire hydrant. The water coming out of there is cold and powerful enough to extinguish the sun.

posted by dale @ 9:54 AM