Double Flee A

I love my new playstation 2. I must be an idiot for never buying one until now. Or maybe now I'm an idiot. So I either am or was an idiot. Cool!

I wrote another email to the management (if they were hairy and had a disorder they'd be the "mangement") so here it is:

I decided that the 11F job description needed to be nailed down a little, but since I have no authority in the matter, I wrote a song about it, so that if (god forbid) anyone besides me should ever have to do it, they'll know what to do! So here it is, entitled:

The 12 days of 11F

On the first day of 11F Diane said to me
Dont forget to check with IVs

On the second day of 11F Diane said to me
Replace a double cubie
And dont forget to check with IVs

On the third day of 11F Diane said to me
Outdate meds
Replace a double cubie
And dont forget to check with IVs

On the fourth day of 11F Diane said to me
Inventory narcs
Outdate meds
Replace a double cubie
And dont forget to check with IVs

On the fifth day of 11F Diane said to me
Do station checks
Inventory narcs
Outdate meds
Replace a double cubie
And dont forget to check with IVs

On the sixth day of 11F Diane said to me
Help 9P with orals
Do station checks
Inventory narcs
Outdate meds
Replace a double cubie
And dont forget to check with IVs

On the seventh day of 11F Diane said to me
Troubleshoot a pyxis
Help 9P with orals
Do station checks
Inventory narcs
Outdate meds
Replace a double cubie
And dont forget to check with IVs

On the eighth day of 11F Diane said to me
Credit patients bulk meds
Troubleshoot a pyxis
Help 9P with orals
Do station checks
Inventory narcs
Outdate meds
Replace a double cubie
And dont forget to check with IVs

On the ninth day of 11F Diane said to me
Take care of the leeches
Credit patients bulk meds
Troubleshoot a pyxis
Help 9P with orals
Do station checks
Inventory narcs
Outdate meds
Replace a double cubie
And dont forget to check with IVs

On the tenth day of 11F Diane said to me
Do a special project
Take care of the leeches
Credit patients bulk meds
Troubleshoot a pyxis
Help 9P with orals
Do station checks
Inventory narcs
Outdate meds
Replace a double cubie
And dont forget to check with IVs

On the eleventh day of 11F Diane said to me
Cover first fills lunch break
Do a special project
Take care of the leeches
Credit patients bulk meds
Troubleshoot a pyxis
Help 9P with orals
Do station checks
Inventory narcs
Outdate meds
Replace a double cubie
And dont forget to check with IVs

On the twelfth day of 11F Diane said to me
Fill crash med and drip trays
Cover first fills lunch break
Do a special project
Take care of the leeches
Credit patients bulk meds
Troubleshoot a pyxis
Help 9P with orals
Do station checks
Inventory narcs
Outdate meds
Replace a double cubie
And dont forget to check with IVs

If I can be of any further service in helping the department provide me with a written job description, please let me know.

Thanks!
Dale
Captain Fantastic
Inpatient pharmacy

I sent it to management and to lower people. The reception I got from the managers was icy: "You have talents that should remain hidden." But the workers liked it. And most importantly, it was funny even if I was the only one who laughed. It was funny and it doesn't matter if anybody else thinks so. That's a little dangerous, probably, but oh well.

posted by dale @ 11:08 AM