Double Flee A

What's huge, great, public, and empty? Here's a hint, it's wet, and it's called the Mississippi river. Last night on the river there were literally six people, four of which were on our boat. We were peeing off the boat in broad daylight in the middle of the city. It was Friday night and dumbasses everywhere were packed into grimy dives so they could reminisce about other times they did the exact same thing to the exact same soundtrack, likely a mixture of Bob Marley and clear channel's flavor of the minute. And nobody at all was on the river. If it was some obnoxious, loud thoroughfare there would be people driving in from miles around to hear the echoes of their own motors reverberating off of filthy concrete and glass, but the river was unmolested. I just found out I'm late for work. Bye.

posted by dale @ 11:33 AM