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Yahoo! News - In Iowa Fight, Kerry Waves Corn, Bush Eats It Raw
Then Kerry ate two ears of corn and said "Man do I love me some corn." Then Bush stuck an ear of corn up his ass and faked an orgasm. Then so did Kerry but while he was eating an ear of corn. Then Bush ate the ear of corn that had been up his own ass and said "America can be proud of its corn, that's for sure." Then John Kerry delivered a speech about how the war on terror should also be a war on people who don't eat corn. Then Bush said you're either with the corn, or you're with the terrorists. After some bickering about who had stolen what idea from whom, Bush and Kerry retired and lived in the Iowa prairie, sticking ears of corn up each others' asses and living happily ever after. Sometimes, if you're eating corn and you look toward Iowa with the right kind of eyes, you can see the place where two presidential election campaigns ended, where the overpowering love of corn trumped petty partisanship. Corn corncorncorn corncorn corn. Fucking maniacs, both of them.

posted by dale @ 9:34 AM