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Oh boy. This is where you can sign up to participate in VICTORIA GIVENS ANAL GANGBANG WORLD RECORD EVENT!

This reminds me of the words of William Faulkner as he accepted the Nobel prize for literature: "I believe that man will not merely endure: he will prevail. He is immortal, not because he alone among creatures has an inexhaustible voice, but because he has a soul, a spirit capable of compassion and sacrifice and endurance."

Which, of course, is another way of saying that if he had been here, I think William Faulkner would have been proud of Victoria Givens, and her incredible pneumatic anus, with which she evidently expects to drain the prostates of a hundred and fifty men before sundown.

My brother the economist said that the way people make tons of money is to take two things that already exist and put them together, like the girls gone wild guy. He took free footage of drunk chicks stripping at spring break and late night infomercials, and a fortune was made. Bill Gates combined computer software and copyright, and we know what happened there. I have just been the first person to compare William Faulkner and an anal gangbang, and am ready for tides of cash to wash over me.

posted by dale @ 9:26 AM