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An email I sent:

Dear progresso,
I eat black beans when I make mexican food at home, and I had a can of yours tonight. They were fucking AWESOME! I just wanted to let you know that if I'm ever making anything with black beans again, I'm buying yours. Fucking goddamn hell yeah, motherfuckers! Woo-hoo! Because I'm planning to buy more, can you send me a coupon because I'm such a great guy? Thanks!

Sincerely,
Dale

posted by dale @ 12:15 AM