Double Flee A

An email I sent to Jack Daniel's:

I once drank a fifth of your fine product in one night. It was so good that the next night I did it again. The night after that, I had to lay off the hooch. Though the memories are foggy, I'm sure that that was the most incredible two days of drinking of my life. Six years later, I still run into people who are amazed by my former drinking prowess. They gesture to their friends that this man, me, is the real thing. Do I even remember them? Fuck no!

Anyway, thanks, Jack Daniel's, for making my drinking dream come true. I am now a drinking legend, thanks to sheer endurance, serious emotional problems, and you.

posted by dale @ 12:28 AM