Double Flee A

Fingerprints of Jackson, boy on magazines - Dec 11, 2004

Uh-oh. Looks like more trouble at neverland ranch. If he was going to molest children there, couldn't he have come up with a better cover name for the place? Neverland ranch sounds like a molestation factory. Some less obvious suggestions:

Crazyrichguywithseriousidentityissuesland
Mike's funhouse of salami wrestling
Jacko's porn and booze playhouse

I mean, really.

posted by dale @ 10:01 PM