Double Flee A

More complaining:

Just now I got to apply a liquid bandage to the hand that would be good at applying the liquid bandage, with the hand that sucks at applying the liquid bandage. I did this because while washing a knife it slipped and gave me a nice slice on the right hand. Watching blood ooze out from underneath a liquid bandage is interesting. You find yourself really cheering for the liquid bandage, which hasn't got a chance once the blood starts dripping. Now I've got a rather unattractive bunch of blood glued together on my knuckle, which I can't pick off or the whole thing will open up again.

posted by dale @ 1:12 AM