Thursday

Dear Laura Bush,

I'd like to congratulate you for helping coach George to a second term, and would like to offer you a special gift as a token of my esteem.



This is a new type of bathtub warmer that uses technologies developed right here in the USA! Simply plug the end into any wall outlet and put the other into a bathtub with George already in it. I know it sounds crazy, but special sensors work to configure the water instantly to the bather's preferred temperature and hold it there indefinitely!

Good luck,
Dale Shipley

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