Monday

enough.

I've had enough of this "biggest number" crap-ola. Googol, a one followed by a hundred zeroes, now has begat
Googolplexian,
a one followed by a googolplex of zeroes. A hush falls over the globe, followed by a collective gasp:

"OOOOOOHHHHHH!"

We mere gorillas cower in our caves, unable to comprehend the amazing concept of a hundred zeroes! "Hundred zeroes?? Thag no understand!! Big number make Thag angry!!"

Well, here's an idea for ya, ya fuckin' ambulance chasin' mathematicians, it's a one followed by a hundred and TEN zeroes. Am I now an amazingly brilliant math whiz that gets his cutesy story in the paper when his kid farts and the new biggest number is named after it? We'll call that number googoldy-oogldy and then we'll make a website where we put a googoldy-oogoldy-plex of zeroes after a one and throw a -ian on the end and have a scotch.

Dicks. How about you actually produce something for a change? Did you know they give you money for jerking off in a cup these days? Go do that instead.

Really. Just shut up.

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