Thursday

I was looking at the new VANITY FAIR at the barber the other day when something caught my eye.
On the bottom right is Mark Hammill. He does not look happy.

For an idea of what a happy man does look like, refer to George Lucas over there in the upper left with that smokin' twenty-year-old arm candy, pressing her heaving, nubile chest... and so on.

Mark Hammill, I am sorry that star wars ruined your acting career. I am also sorry that it is so obvious to everyone that this happened. As a gesture of sympathy, I'm making you something you deserve if anyone ever did. I'm naming an award after you.

The "Mark Hammill tragedy award":

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