Double Flee A

If I had all the money I could ever want

I would make a video special for television and play it late at night among the infomercials. It would be a video documentary of Jesus, and I would call it "the book of awesome". I would play the role of awesome, and Jesus and me would have a great time just cutting up and barely staying out of trouble. When he was carrying the cross he would make the romans' clothes fall off and stuff like that.

posted by dale @ 8:13 AM