Double Flee A

A reason I'm looking forward to marriage:
The flippant "sex toy" becomes the respectable "marital aid".

No more will I have to hide my singleness shame, I can proudly flash a wedding ring and confidently stride forth into a sea of multicolored vibrating jelly, knowing that my goal is a noble one which society has deemed right and true. As I browse the aisles I can smile, for I will know at my quest's end, my marriage will be aided, but will the aid come from big black cock, will it come from a plastic blow-up doll? Here an anal intruder, there a gallon jug of lube, fighting for my attention and the chance to aid my marriage. But there's a downside. Going to sexworld will have become a sexual oil change. Bummer.

posted by dale @ 10:58 PM