Double Flee A

I was on an elevator today with a Chinese guy who looked confused because he couldn't read English. I guess he was pretty disoriented. Speaking of the orient, the top selling cookbook in Korea is "101 ways to wok your dog". Which reminds me, two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

In the news, Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. Corduroy pillows are also making headlines.

posted by dale @ 10:55 PM