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After "stomping over two women and socking a third" during a 2004 concert, gifted musician known as 50 cent, whose real name is probably something like Clarence Winthrop, has eluded a jail sentence for promising not to commit crime or partake in illegal substances.

Shit, I have to do that and I didn't even get to stomp women. If fifty cent needs help grooming his "image" to more closely resemble anything but what it is, a silly caricature of a black glam-gangster that only meth-lab wigger suburban white kids are too homoerotically tittilated not to see through, he should call me. I can show him what it's like where people work for a living. Mr. Cent wouldn't last a day in my world, where you have to be nice to people, be honest, and not hit any women, whether they need to get hit or not.

Oops. I stupidly read more of this stupid article and his name is Curtis, not Clarence. The article refers to him as "Fiddy", which is fucking moronic, and anyone who goes to a concert that exists only to glorify senseless violence shouldn't bitch when they receive some.

For all the aforementioned closet homosexual white kids who found this site by accident and want to suck Fiddy's G unit, please drop by his website, where you can beat off to pictures of him in the privacy of your parents' low budget clapboard house.


What, me hit a woman? Certainly you must be kidding, your honor!
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