"My brother's going to think all we do is fight if you don't shut up."
Last night about ten rows back a guy was reaching up his girlfriend's shirt at the racetrack. So I blew a whistle and the morality police showed up and took them away for re-education without having to interrupt the races. I like it when everybody wins.
John popped a tire on his car and since the spare tire compartment is occupied by speakers and stuff, his father drove down to pick us up. He got there just as it was starting to rain. Excellent.
When Merle Haggard sang about being a highwayman, what the heck is a highwayman? A hitchhiker or a trucker, or something else entirely?
first lady's stupid speech saved by awesome dunk
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