Because his father touched his butthole too much when he was a boy and he is seriously sexually fucked up, John Ashcroft (pictured) decided that female breasts burn his mind like the fires of a thousand hells, so he had it covered up. According to an msnbc story: "After more than three years of being blocked by large blue drapes, two Art Deco aluminum statues of semi-nude figures in the building’s Great Hall can be seen again."
I don't know about you, but I'd like to take this opportunity to bow my head and say thanks, lord, for not just John Ashcroft, but all the morally upstanding people who want to protect us from the dangers of freedom.
Breasts are for feeding infants, dipshit.
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