Wednesday

If I'm not mistaken, today opens Tom "scientology" Cruise's new movie, war of the worlds. I predict there will be an excruciatingly patriotic element to this movie, to take advantage of every American's built-in feeling of pride when they lay their eyes on the red, white, and blue.

a) Tom Cruise will be an ex-army guy who saves everybody
b) The army will save everybody
c) The army will just look really awesome for no reason

Did I miss any possibilities?

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