Double Flee A

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Under the Patriot Act, we don't have to tell you that.

Did you hear that Bill Clinton hired a new intern? It turns out that his old intern had to go home and spend time with her family after her brother was killed in Iraq.

More hilarious jokes here:
McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Q: Unrelated, what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Would you like an icepack for that?

posted by dale @ 12:03 PM