Can't get enough Jesus by engaging in primitive cannibalistic blood-drinking and flesh-eating fantasies at church? Me fucking either! I want Jesus stuck in my throat like a chicken bone! I want to get so drunk on Jesus that he's oozin' out of my every Jesus-lovin' pore! I want Jesus's name and picture on every surface of my body, and everything I look at! And most of all, I want everybody to feel just like I do, super excited that Jesus is so great great great that I can't hardly stand it!!!
It's not perfect, but it's better than nothing that now we can see a different Jesus every week at Jesus of the week dot com!
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