friendship
I've got this friend named John who is in denial. He doesn't read this website but that's where his resemblance to most people ends. You see, tragically, John has small teeth and large gums. They're like tic tacs sticking out of a huge mound of play-doh, for crying out loud. Well, not really.I am just posting this for posterity (npi), in case months pass and he's still talking about this damn loser chick, who isn't even a decent enough person to break up properly:
Dude, it's over between you two. It has been since she came to town to visit hre family and didn't call you and you know this to be true. Anything you ever could have owed her is now nulled by her being a total tool. Every guy I have ever asked has, at one time or another, had a bad experience with a girl named Sarah. Now you are one of us. Have sex with that girl you work with instead. She's more than willing.
Your pal,
Dale
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