Double Flee A

Guy #1: Yo, them pants is hot, where'd you get 'em?
Guy #2: Muthafuckin' eBay, nigga!

--7th & Bleecker

Guy #1: You talk about cock more than girls I know who suck it every weekend.
Guy #2: Um, are you insinuating that I'm gay?
Guy #1: I don't need to insinuwait anything.
Guy #3: You're both gay.
Guy #1: Suck my cock, bitch.

--79th & Amsterdam

Queer #1: Ick. He's like, your cousin or something.
Queer #2: First cousin. Second cousin. Once removed.
Queer #1: But not a cousin cousin.
Queer #2: Right.
Queer #1: That's still grody.
Queer #2: I love that skirt on her.

--33rd & 8th

Guy: Hey, Paul! What's up?
Paul: Oh, I'm just going to hang myself. I mean, get some coffee.

--57th & Lex

Overheard in New York: The Voice of The City

posted by dale @ 8:54 AM