Double Flee A

I've actually been to the Arctic National Wildlife refuge. I saw some wildlife and hiked around and drank water while swimming in it, and it didn't make me sick.

Now that some fat guys who don't care about anything other than getting even richer than they already are have decided to turn what's left of the frontier into more of the same post-industrial brown space that makes Flint, Michigan famous, I'm glad I went when I did. Sorry, everyone. It was really nice up there. But if the local wildlife likes us as much as we like oil, it'll all work out.

House Opens Way for Oil Drilling in Arctic


(There are no penguins in the Arctic.)

posted by dale @ 9:11 AM