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the twelve beers of Christmas

Perhaps no other cheap beer is more univerally celebrated for its totally excellent ratio of cheapness to quality -- VALUE -- than PBR. I have a refrigerator in my living room that is just for PBR. There are twenty three of them in it right now, at thirty degrees, waiting faithfully to do battle with my mild seasonal depression. The cans are red, white and blue, and have been since before "the day that changed everything" (scared all the republicans into giving up their liberty in the name of safety.) There's something to be said for its paleo-patriotic logo design, something about how it's more legitimate than it otherwise would have been.

PBR is a favorite of guys with no money everywhere, and here is part of everywhere. Refreshing PBR, you're the second of my twelve beers of Christmas.

Pabst Blue Ribbon

posted by dale @ 6:15 PM