It's two o'clock, which means in Prior Lake right now Shannon McGinniss is becoming Shannon Steining (sp? I suck at the ie/ei thing) in an excruciating catholic ceremony which will include a mass, when everybody will have to take their attention away from the bride and put it on drinking Jesus's blood.
Oh my, isn't the bride just beau-- Praise Jesus.
They look so happy toge-- Merciful lord, king of kings.
Jon looks so handso-- Kyrie eleison, Highest praise be to Jesus, who maketh me lie down in green pastures.
They'll do that again when she dies. Pretty great, ain't it? Thanks, Jesus, my favorite crucified dude! Hang in there!
But seriously, congratulations, Jon and Shannon, may your days togeth-- All praise Jesus, without whom hellfire and damnation are certain. Hallelujah, Amen.
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